2026 · KINO/PROGarchaster's CornbladeFantasy · Science Fiction · Comedy · HorrorKinopro movie file · Updated today
Garchaster's Cornblade
Fantasy · Science Fiction · Comedy · Horror1h 49mInternational
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
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OFFICIAL TRAILERGarchaster's CornbladeAug 16, 2026 · Fantasy / Science Fiction
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Cast & characters
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Lyndsie Jane Earleas Stone
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Andy Heck Boydas Gorgas MordpanCP
Carrie Phillipsas OzraMM
Matt Minteras Scary Fairy TaXM
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Mary Faustas Krink Melrose / Klon KrangerCreative team
DirectorKasper Meltedhair
ScreenplayKasper Meltedhair
ProducersKasper Meltedhair, Brewce Longo
StatusReleased
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